Know Your Enemy- Tom Szymsgkbjasbljaski
Hi, I’m The Tooth. Instead of telling you about me, I am going to ask you a few questions. Would you rather be a cute weak kid matching your girlfriend’s dress for prom?
Or would you rather look like a gigolo from Miami?
Would you rather have the fire that burns in this man’s soul (Garrett, not Omar, obviously)?
Or this man’s soul (my idol!!!!)?
Would you rather be some Hunter S Thompson/Don Draper wannabe, who takes his profile pictures way too seriously?
Or be this guy?
(WTF?)
Lastly, would you rather have me do this to you?
Or this?
I’m going to go shoot up some steriods (thanks for the tips Matt!), see you May 2!
