Know Your Enemy — Connor O’Niel
What up playas? My name is Connor, son of Hugh. I am hoping that Tony reinstates me after my 3 month suspension for eye gouging. I am the second Vassar rugger to ever serve jail time. In fact, my cell mate used to play on the team and went by the name of Dennis. He told me all about how great Vassar was and how I could continue my gang activity there. I first started my life of crime when I non-Amish person to join the White Headband Killa’ Crew in Lancaster, PA. I was eventually locked up for trying to smuggle 3 pounds of Colombian heroin in my hair across the border. Come May 2nd, expect me to take a knife out of my sock and stab Frank Sharpe in the kidney (his weakspot). Peace out Bitches, Connor.
