Know Your Enemy — Dave Chase
Hi everybody, I’m David Chase. Don’t be afraid ladies—I don’t live up to my name of Smelly Dave. Although I may not be the fastest player on the field, I will destroy everyone in Super Smash Brothers or Battletoads. I am most likely to be found hooking up with a girl that Omar has been chatting up all night or splitting my head on low hanging branches in the Caribbean. How either of these things happened, no one knows……..I am ever vigilant and I may or may not be checking my dick right now. Come May 2nd, look for me to lay bone rattling hits with my trademark lanky aggressiveness.
Love,
Tom Weishaupt ‘07
P.S. Rod Blagojevic is my hair idol.
