Know Your Enemy — Iain Gordon
Yo, what’s up? I’m Iain. I know, that’s a lot of I’s for such a short name, its chill though. Oh, by the way, I’m the tall guy on the left, I forgot to say that. I play 8 because I am a savage in the loose, and ladies love me (unlike that ugly former number 8, what was his name? Christian?). Just look at that girl next to me…she wants my bowtie. And I know what you’re thinking, I am NOT the love child of this guy:
and this guy (that’s Jared Martin, for all of you who don’t recgonize him immediately):
