Know Your Enemy — Garrett Montgomery
Arr, my name is Garrett. My many years as captain of the Black Pearl have left me fearless. Well, except for kittens and Trimby’s cankles, those terrify the hell out of me and often render me a hopless mess of sobbing and screaming. I really enjoy playing rugby, though I don’t understand Tony’s facination with squid and plankton, I do realize that they’re a vital part of rugby and as such enrolled myself in Biology 226 Animal Structure and Diversity this semester. So, alums, while you’ve been sitting around hating your jobs, I’ve been studying hard and I’m ready to demolish you!
