Know Your Enemy: Stefan Schwartz
Hey Guys! I’m Stefan…
Wait, this just doesn’t feel right. Aaron and I just can’t bring ourselves to humiliate Stefan publicly, again. We’ve poked fun at your Bro’s CJ LeD*#che, Danielle Steel, and Cryler, your tiny little freshman, and your injury-prone seniors. But for some reason, maybe it’s age, maybe it’s wisdom, or maybe it’s all of the terrible things we’ve done to Stefan in the past (James is smiling right now as he reads this last one Stefan), we just can’t bring ourselves to do it. Instead of some pithy collection of mildly embarrassing Facebook photos, we’ll just post one:
See you on Saturday!
