Know Your Enemy: Kris Adkins
What up, I’m Kris Adkins, and I’m going to lay down the law on May 1st. Why? Cause I’m the field general. That’s right, the scrum-half, and I fit the position to a “T”.
First of all, I’m absurdly small:
Just like another scrum half you’re all very familiar with (he’s the short, chubby, irish dude if you son’t already know Brennan):
Second, I think it’s important for a scrum half to have that fighting spirit, which I’m clearly displaying here:
Albeit, not with the same firepower that Brennan is bringing to the table:
But that’s ok, because I think I have Brennan beat in the last quality that all good scrum halfs must possess, which is the willingness to show some skin:
You see, Brennan is going for the standard, “Check me out in my black tank top being a douche” pose. While that’s a decent try, I really brought my A-game on this one:
When you combine this with the fact that I won a dance-off after the first tour game by tearing off my shirt while flexing and gyrating my tiny little body, I not only fit the position perfectly, but I’m probably the best there ever was.
