Know Your Enemy — Barrington Archer
For those of you unfamiliar with Mr. Barrington Archer, you might be familiar with his twin brother, Winston Celment. Winston and Barrington are the results of an experiment that would allow for the perfect child. Winston was placed in high society while Barrington was taken to a Caribbean island and raised by philosophers and potcakes on a diet of strictly conch fritters, pigeon peas, and lost tourist children. Barrington has recently journeyed to Vassar in search of his brother, Winston, and picked rugby as a way to grow closer. This May 1st will mark a momentous event when the brothers are pitted in a head to head battle in the scrums and rucks. Expect blood and tears as both are known to be rather violent, but distinctly sensitive. Though, for our money, we’d favor Barrington who has reportedly been training by fighting Edward Gross in hand to hand combat.
