Know your enemy — Brett Anker
First things first. I’m have a sick dummy kick / sidestep combo. Its just sick nasty. Actually, here’s a photo Stefan took when he was sitting on the sideline where he belongs. (I actually kicked it in this photo, cause well, all I really do outside of practice is kick the ball away.. but truust me the dummy kick sidestep craaazy)
Lets just say I picked up this little trick during my month playing for VC soccer. Look its not a big deal, I got cut. I’m over it. It doesn’t even bother me at all. Unless I start drinking, but I stay away from that stuff cause it launches me into torrents of tears driven by memories of broken dreams.
Sometimes, I still get sad, but a game of shirtless rub-the-tummy always cheers me up.
But lets get back to me being sick nasty. Not only am I crazy good on the field, but off the pitch I roll like king. Heres a little snapshot of me and my bro J. Senny.
And check out my stash - I grow it from time to time to remind me that I dont need soccer am a unique person. This breezy sure digs it.
I hope you’ve been running, cause me and my dummy kick will be waiting for your slow ass come founder’s day.
