Know Your Enemy: Adam “Not So” Steel
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I look really tough walking around a cul-de-sac with weights over my head. You probably think that I’m an adonis, a modern day Hercules, a man so indestructible that only a cross-breed between Muhammed Ali and a cougar could take me down. But, much like Jehan, I have an older role model too. Tom Szymanski.
Now, some people take the approach of going to practice and lifting occasionally-never, but I went the other way. I lifted constantly, took tons of roids protein, and got huuuge. And much like Tom, my tiny little labrum snapped like a twig. I know what you alums are thinking…you’re relieved that you wont have to face me this alumni game.
But you’re wrong.
I’ve been keeping in shape by joining the track team (yes, Vassar actually has a track team now), and being the best damn waterboy VC Rugby has ever seen. I may not being able to get out there on the field April 30th, but if I was an alum, I’d be very cautious about drinking the water…
