Know Your Enemy: Jehan Shams

Yeah, that’s me in the middle, hands on my hips, not giving a f- - - while my scrumhalf gets DEEESTROYED. But that’s ok, I come from a long line of Vassar rugby players that vacillate between too exhausted to do anything and straight up crazy man. Kind of like this guy:

In fact, Dan Zabar is my hero in more ways than one. I’ve taken to eating a diet exclusively of creamed corn and buying $35 in tchotchkes every time I go to The Galleria. We are literally a match made in heaven, whether its “supporting” a runner,


or just relaxing on the beach,


When we meet on opposite sides of the front row come April 30th, the world might just explode from too much awesomeness.