Know Your Enemy- Winston (Wilson) Clement
Hi, my name is Winston Winny Wilson Clement. My grandmother/mother were/are trustees at Vassar, but I don’t like to flaunt that fact. That’s why I try to dress like the common man, or the dudes from Buildings and Grounds:
What most people don’t know, is that I actually own these Buildings and these Grounds, muhahaha (or however you spell a prentenious laugh).
More realistically, I dress like this. I feel more comfortable in my pastels and ties that are so ugly that only rich people wear them:
When I’m not wearing shorts with little sailboats on them, I enjoy taming James’ snake, spanking my roommate with a tennis racquet, and eating cheeseballs—I loooove cheeseballs:
I look forward to seeing all of you alums again. I can’t wait to mop the floor with Zabar’s flabby ass in the first half, then turn around and abuse Rhys so badly, he’ll wish he could lick a thousand pigs instead, and die of swine flu. See you all tomorrow!
