Know Your Enemy Alex “Puka Shells” Voynow
My name is Alex Voynow. I am a sophomore hooker that hails from the same parts as the demigod Adam Steel. However, unlike Adam I am willing to state where I am from and am actually proud of it! I am from the fine state of New Jersey. Despite what Adam says we are NOT from Philadelphia. He’s just not man enough to admit it like I am. I embrace being from New York’s dumping ground. After all we have the best beaches and a TV show dedicated to our area. Every week, I anxiously wait to see the new events that transpire on Jersey Shore and absolutely cannot wait until I have enough courage to actually ask Snooki on a date……It make a take a while for her to recover after challenging me to a scrum. I am very competitive…
P.S. I bought her those boots
Like Adam, I have the perfect combination of awesomeness and douchebag. On weekdays you can find charming the wits off of professors and classmates and on weekends you will almost certainly find me along the TH path or on the baseball field lacking clothing. Just look at my body…. Wouldn’t you want to be naked if you looked like this. This isn’t even my good side!
I am not just all looks. I am pretty damn good rugby player…. I am probably the best hooker to ever play at Vassar. (I don’t even get paid for it) Oh wait I forgot I can’t say that because Cappy will be very upset with me…… I have been called a Skinny Kevin Frodell and an intelligent Hal Moore. I am basically Gods gift to Vassar Rugby. Maybe I will get a lineout thrown in strait. (only if there is no wind)
Come Founders Day I will be ready to play. Will you? Get in shape…. Adam Steel will be….